Local newspapers

I enjoy reading the local newspapers from time to time.  Especially the police blotter entries.  Not too long ago I read an entry where a man called the police to complain that his wife wouldn’t get out of bed to get the kids ready for school!  I showed the entry to my wife and we both had a good laugh over that!  Hey, guy, they’re YOUR kids too!  Get off your butt and get them ready for school yourself!  If your wife is sick, take her to the doctor’s or let her rest in bed while you bring her some tea and toast!  Good grief!